Category Archives: Email

it was a good date

If I had a girl I’m watching RIGHT THIS MINUTE a SCRIPPS production in Cincinnati and I had a moment to think this guy took his girl out to some rocky beach near the waves to ask her to marry him and i think i’m the kind of guy that would be like hey come on lets go get some ice cream and then at Graeters I would be like hey you you want to get married? alright cool so we’re getting married or not i don’t know but either way we can go back to my place i figure she’ll live with me for like 3 years before we get married anyways or not on like the 2nd date i’ll just be like hey that last date was GREAT you into getting married look we’re in our late 30’s … it was a good date

Letter to Frickers

I’m a seasoned University of Cincinnati Graduate and I live right down the street from your NCH location. I have lived in NCH now for about 40 years with some travel mixed in.

I noticed your website and I noticed that compared to 1940’s in the golden age of advertising

there was a significant amount more of ad copy than what you have on your website and in the 1940’s advertising was perfected.

I was basically at this point interested in meeting with an executive and giving me a chance to introduce myself and make a pitch.

I know how reciprocal relationships work and I was interested in starting out around a $250 pitch and maybe a schedule that’s something like two weeks. That’s the budget I am talking about if we can get together and chat and discus how I can take my value as a seasoned author and increase your customer loyalty to your brand.

I’m Nick. I know Eric Benedict at Penn Station. I know Sarah Traut just up the street. My folks live down the block from Long John Silvers and my grandmother lives on Marvin and I went to Saint Margaret Mary for School, Clovernook and graduated from NCH HIGH in ’99

I like the mild wings personally.

But yeah up above this is some business copy but really I just was curious to know if you wouldn’t mind discussing your website and how maybe a story or a magazine article or something would assist your business in some capacity.

I have my website that’s I think nice and JUST copy and it’s at

https://nickspoems.com

Like that’s me. That’s how I represent myself online.

So let me know, just an email and we can set a date and discuss NCH and FRICKERS and your WEBSITE.

sincerely,

Nicholas Lawson

Letter to Frickers

I’m a seasoned University of Cincinnati Graduate and I live right down the street from your NCH location. I have lived in NCH now for about 40 years with some travel mixed in.

I noticed your website and I noticed that compared to 1940’s in the golden age of advertising

there was a significant amount more of ad copy than what you have on your website and in the 1940’s advertising was perfected.

I was basically at this point interested in meeting with an executive and giving me a chance to introduce myself and make a pitch.

I know how reciprocal relationships work and I was interested in starting out around a $250 pitch and maybe a schedule that’s something like two weeks. That’s the budget I am talking about if we can get together and chat and discus how I can take my value as a seasoned author and increase your customer loyalty to your brand.

I’m Nick. I know Eric Benedict at Penn Station. I know Sarah Traut just up the street. My folks live down the block from Long John Silvers and my grandmother lives on Marvin and I went to Saint Margaret Mary for School, Clovernook and graduated from NCH HIGH in ’99

I like the mild wings personally.

But yeah up above this is some business copy but really I just was curious to know if you wouldn’t mind discussing your website and how maybe a story or a magazine article or something would assist your business in some capacity.

I have my website that’s I think nice and JUST copy and it’s at

https://nickspoems.com

Like that’s me. That’s how I represent myself online.

So let me know, just an email and we can set a date and discuss NCH and FRICKERS and your WEBSITE.

sincerely,

Nicholas Lawson

Copy

quick follow up …

i just wrote my sister this sales copy …. i thought it was special …

i just wrote buddy rogers to see if they knew anyone that wanted a word dense commercial website like nickspoems.com just commercial like a website that has like 7500 words of ad copy like a 1920’s ad

i don’t know how to sell people on knowing why they want to talk to you when they already know but i can sell people that don’t know why they would talk to you on why they would talk to you

in line with what i would be selling …. a beautiful website

NICK

https://nickspoems.com/nick/

I started on a book or rather a page of some kind … I’ll be fucking with it for the next couple months I’m in no hurry … I had dreams of being a published author and then I looked at the internet one day and was like alright i’m a published author i have dreams of getting paid for this one day … i’m sort of experienced at being published and in being published i have found the most noteworthy element of being published is irrational fear … fear of publishing self identifying information fear of random people having a problem with that curse word you used to the other day fear of being mistaken for being racist and accosted for that fear of someone you KNOW reading your writing and feeling the need to look you up … irrational fear is the hallmark of being published to me and when i say i am experienced at being published it’s because i’m experiencing with dealing with that

 

yea

families don’t know know each other too well … i don’t know my brother daniel too well other than to know he don’t say much, adam has a nice word to say to me and i know him pretty well, emily always really nice, i’m the oldest brother and we all graduated from university, i just had a real hard cry that put me in bone breaker mode, and i don’t know what to say about the pandemic … i just cried like it was the only thing worth doing though ..