Category Archives: Essay

Consultant Pitch

I’ve lived in North College Hill for about 40 years now and I graduated from the University of Cincinnati with an English Literature Degree and a major in Technical Art …

I know about you because you have a spot in my corner of town. I have a website you could advertise on but more importantly YOU have a website you can sell advertising on.

I don’t actually know if classic magazine style content is necessary for you to sell advertising on your website but I do know you can direct traffic to a single place. I have magazine quality content @ but you I would imagine have magazine quality traffic. I think you can sell advertising on your website easier than I can sell advertising on my site.

If you would like to communicate further after this softball pitch you can email or call me in regards to being your advertising executive …


nicholas lawson

Path of Least Resistance

wouldn’t the planet be in the process of following the path of least resistance in it’s evolution into a final culture like peace to me at least seems easier to achieve than war like you don’t need equipment to attain peace so i figure on a long enough timeline it just becomes too cumbersome to engage in war no matter if you’re a hawk or a dove NOT WAR is easier than WAR so we’ll probably once all the flexing is over experience NOT WAR is my guess …and i did just think of this but a telecom industry isn’t a bad tool to ease us out of war that we don’t need eased out of but will naturally just stop doing

word searches

you know what the first idea i ever had that was actionable was in 2013 and i had spent like 6 years trying to think of something brand new to do like a video rental store that rents home made films and is a community center for the neighborhood i spent an inordinate amount of time on that and then I thought of something really well worn out like WORD SEARCHES like a book of word searches … i haven’t thought of this in years but I could generate a word search … i could also probably use an algorithm to do it but i think hand developed word searches would be better or something i don’t know i live in a low education neighborhood so i could probably get better sales on word searches than works of literature meh

Father of the Bride …

i ran into a post of facebook that involved slow debilitating death

Nicholas Lawson that’s why calico labs needs to be brought front and center like on the basis of … what did you say? … like this initiative by google right here needs to be front and center again like …what did you say? … i only imagine immortality because of calico .. like do we need mummification techniques …. will there ever be a medical technique that … nothing but i’m pragmatic enough to think that it’s at least on me to figure out how to live forever and it’s on every person no matter ability to try to figure out how to live forever and we have to cure cancer like and then there’s rejuvenating skin and nothing i only have these thoughts because of calico labs like i’ll probably write them a letter but there is this one thing that i’m thinking of every day like what did google say about death? is that like a thing where like the private industry is working on something the government laboratory has had finished 60 years ago …. like what leads to healthier people i know it’s a kind of thing where we either do or don’t achieve it but it’s a thing that’s on us now that we’re here

thermostat in this thing

okay so you would want national governments to defer to the united nations for handling administration of climate related activities … right? like the United Nations is there for some reason and maybe it can be employed to handle the Climate Crisis a thing that ultimately needs a governing body …. to oversee the well climate crisis, if we can find a way to solve a climate crisis if we can install a thermostat on a planet that is sufficiently enough a good sign that we can handle pretty much anything it’s mind boggling to think there is a mission that involves climate change on the only planet we on … i don’t have enough details to write something with specificity … i can only do some kind of adult cartoon language from my lack of environmental and pan global studies … the UN might in fact do something I thought it was like a museum piece for most of the last 10 years which is why i talk in terms of giving it something to do


Nicholas Lawson i’ll take a stab at this … never did before … but if this is about allegiance to something which it does sound like it is is that colin showed a sign of disobedience to the president and that’s not how it works or if it does and it just transitioned into that … there used to be people that burn flags and back during the election ceremony of donald trump cars were on fire people were burning themselves alive and colin he didn’t stand for the song whichever fucking song it is and he showed a level of cognition rare for an professional athlete like he had an opinion that he probably learned in that one english class he had to take to qualify him as a student and now he’s in the nfl and he didn’t stand