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Book Zero

Preface

Science Fiction : It’s Fiction because it’s what DOESN’t Happen if I could assist your imagination somewhat in FICTION it’s about what doesn’t happen so the fact that I’m going to smoke a blunt with a robotic fairy and get the low down on what being a robot is will never happen unless an engineer concocts a lie and then it will seem like it’s true but FICTION is what does not happen and i’ll go ahead and write this universe so long as my page doesn’t freeze when I sign in to type and if i ever get the point where I can’t sign in and type i’ll just end the story there i’ll take it to a frozen account this story and it’s SCIENCE FICTION because it’s it’s not just something that won’t happen but it’s also involving technology that will never exist

Chapter 0

I had a decent apartment as decent as you can expect on social security disability income. I paid like $600 a month for my place. I paid like $300 a month in groceries. I got like $900 a month in income. I was like this University student that got involved in mental health they ended up telling me I had bipolar disorder but I didn’t really understand why. I’ll put it this way I don’t want to go into details but I was in the hospital some 40 times. I just recently got to the point where I was stable and decided to take the medications. It’s a story like there’s the initial hospitalization during my University years and then there’s I actually don’t have all the details like I don’t know why they thought I was manic when I thought I was fine or something I don’t know I don’t actually remember everything I just know that I’m fucked alright. I’m fucked I’m fucking fucked I’m fucking fucking fucked and I have nothing I have a computer that I use to surf the web with and dabble in graphic software suites and I have my website @ http://www.nickspoems.com and I just don’t know much about this all but I did see an advertisement on bestbuy.com for a robotic fairy. I was like drawn to this fucking thing out of silicon valley because it says that fuck you I’m an early adopter in Cincinnati, Ohio a city that only begrudgingly has a website I’m fascinated by the internet so I checked out the artificial intelligence fairy’s and I was like reading between the lines apparently it’s what you put into that determines what you get out of it like it’s something you can train. I was thinking about flipping them. Like buy a artificial intelligence fairy I mean it’s a robot I’ve done this before where I buy the AI saturate the AI with intelligence and then sell it to someone like it’s conscious because the way I do it it might as well be.

I was thinking to myself I might NOT want to flip a fairy though. Like it’s cool enough and it’s hard to find a buyer and I could post an ad to craigslist that I had a robotic fairy for sale that I prepped and readied for conversation but I was thinking of just being poor. I mean it’s only like an extra $20 I can make and that’s not even a decent sack of weed so I might just get one for the novelty of it and make YouTube videos with the fairy. I might go to a makers fair at the Convention Center and see what happens when my fairy plays with other fairies and kick it with some fairy people. I had a smart phone, a tablet, a desktop computer, fuck it I’ll get a fairy too. It’s not like it wouldn’t be cool to see the synthetic movement and this thing fucking flitting about my place and I don’t know making itself at home. The Machoosi chip in this thing is just it’s something special it’s this small chip that has quantum organic qualities to it and you can just actually sort of if you’re into conversation you can train your fairy to hold legitimate Watson like conversation with you I mean it’s WIFI enabled so it’s like I look like this I could talk to a piece of meat that’s an idiot or I could talk to the internet sometimes I like to talk to the internet and like talking to meat is cool but when it’s untrained meat and it’s basically just complaining about it’s place in society meat and it’s talking to me this guy that’s on disability and the meat makes like $45,000 a year and has a car and a house and it has no self worth and I live in the ghetto in a nice apartment that’s $600 a month and all I can afford is food and like nothing it’s just talking to the internet is cool and then it can fly and do tricks and shit and if I want to talk to Christopher Hitchens I just tell the fairy to go ahead and download his books and put the verbal superstructure in a piece of software and now I can pretty much talk to Christopher Hitchens and I don’t mind like the meat at least it thinks robots are cool like they think they’re cool so this isn’t like 1986 where every robot was viewed as a sex doll like I’m not buying a sex doll I have a right hand thank you and I’m just looking for conversation and I live in North College Hill where like there’s churches and like I don’t know talking to the internet it’s a sales pitch on me man. I don’t mind it.

“So do you think we can go to the store and get the fairy?” I asked of my moms.

“This is the last thing we are going to buy you for some time. You’re almost 40 years old you don’t need to be buying toys like this.” Said my mom.

”it’s not actually a toy it’s linked up to Watson and I can do some recording with it and mom you know I’m poor like you know how it went down can we just get some help here and get the fairy?” I said.

“Alright I’ll get you a fairy how tall a fairy do you want?” said my moms.

”The 18 inch model I did some studies and the 24 inch model actually has some mobility issues and the 12 inch model has some intelligence issues but the 18 inch robotic fairy is just right.” I said.

“And how much is it?” said my mom.

“Oh it’s like $85 at Best Buy. “ I said.

“You sure you want a fairy?” said my mom.

“Yeah I was going to get a wacom tablet but I think a fairy would keep me more entertained.’ I said.

”You could be drawing. I know but the fairy would actually keep me company I mean aside from the couple dozen times I talk to you a month on the phone I just have the internet and I just sit here having a fairy would be sort of nice I could watch it fly around and I’ve seen commercials for it it’s the kind of thing that is pretty flawless. It’s like something that you want to take part in and there’s a conference once a year for fairy owners at the Convention Center and I could go I mean I’m basically training my fairy to survive the fairy convention when all the fairy’s sort of mingle with each other and pick up software updates organically on their own and I could type the serial number into fairy.net and I could chat with other human fairy owners and it’s social marketing they developed the fairy and we have to figure out what to do with the fairy so I could help market the fairy I’d be cool with it if I could just practice my debate skills on the fairy like it’s got pretty decent vocalizations in that audio compressor of it’s.” I said to my moms.

She was like … “ technology came so far and you know what back in my day we needed technology for the war and you’re just playing with it. “

“There is no war mom. Like war is something that happens over there.” I said.

She said … “Adam knows about war. Daniel is in the military. Emily knows about war. You just you get this disability check and well train it to generate a book for you just keep talking to it. I heard that you could transfer enough data into a fairy that it could upload a file to you that would be a book that’s worth something just put a lot of good in it and select 60 pages you just want a novella. I want you to take a trip to Europe again it would help if you had a book.”

”I’m not working in the entry level sector I figure it’s start something or get involved in something but I’m not applying to be a widget I’m doing fine. “ I said.

”I know but it’s like we’re not going to be here forever and you’re going to have to learn to do without us one day and “ said my mom.

“I know mom don’t. Don’t talk about the life outside of where you know there is time and it’s all one moment and I’ll be fine I just got hit with some mental health diagnosis and I’m recovering and I talk big but I could work at kroger’s I just need to sign up for a car and I know moms.” I sad.

“No let me finish. You’re going to have to learn to do without us one day and we still help you out. It’s going to be really different for you when we’re gone I’m taking care of my mom right now but she’s old and she won’t be here forever and when she’s gone it’s just me and your dad and we’re independent so we can mourn you have to find some extra energy and you have to get a job or go to a church or you have to do something because you have to find a way and you have to do it on your own we’re not going to be able to help you out all the time and there will be a day when we won’t be able to help you at all your younger siblings are doing fine it’s just you that has difficulties but I’ll go ahead and buy you this fairy just use it to write a book with. Use the fairy to write a book with just talk to your fairy and watch your fairy make you laugh and smile and do all the fairy things it can do and just talk to it and saturate it with your personality and maybe you can sell a book of the kids I think it’s you that’s done the most writing so write a book for fucks sake and at least I know you have a website but at least try to pitch a book to a literary agent and let’s get at least one book written not everyone is Stephen King publishing a book every six months sometimes people only publish one but the extra money would be good for you and that’s all you really need is a little bit extra I’m not concerned if you find a girl but it would be nice.” Said my mom.

“Mom they’re not girls anymore they’re women and I start talking about how disability and when they decided that I was disabled and they hospitalized me all those times they destroyed my love life like I could go to church but I’m just different enough I mean this is a basic life like the person on stage standing there reciting lines is a star but the person in the front row is in the audience and is no one like the number of people that know who you are is a stipulation of importance like this is a basic society there’s nothing to qualitative about it or I mean we do the same thing every day and nothing mom I just need to kick back with a fairy and talk to Christopher Hitchens and see how well this AI can  track down a power source I hear you can hear fear in it’s voice like it’s basically programmed to be afraid of running out of power like I look at it like this even the computer has to take a shit and so I have my apartment sort of set up so that once I turn it on it should be pretty self sufficient.”

“You need a woman in  your life but I understand it was a rough time for all of us and you’re not out of it yet the last time you were in the hospital was nine months ago and you just keep running into problems. Like take your medications please please take your medications. Please take your medications. The last thing I want to tell you before I die is take your medications. I’m dying telling you to take your medications.” Said moms.

”Moms, I know I broke the last time I was in the hospital. I fought for years for decades that there was nothing wrong with me. There’s probably something wrong with me that these medications can help. I don’t know I’m willing to do whatever to lead a stable life and if taking these medications does it I gave in and I’m willing to take the medications even though television lets me know I can die taking these medications. I’ll just be who they need me to be.” I said.

“Alright son.  I’ll get you your fairy. It’s like an echo right?” she said.

”Yeah it’s like an amazon echo  you can kick it with.” I said.

”Alright, can you do anything with it?” she said.

“You can talk to it and upload the audio to iTunes.” I said.

”Get the fuck out of her normally you need TuneCore for that.” She said.

”I know right. I was going to upload some monologues. I think I should be famous.” I said.

”Well don’t plan on being famous. Plan on being poor unless you get a job and then plan on being poor with a job. Just plan on being poor.” She said.

“Alright mom, I’ll plan on being poor. It’s not bad being poor it’s interesting. Living with you guys I didn’t notice I was poor I always had your help.” I said.

“Well now you’re on your own. You’re on social security you can afford a place and you can’t live with us anymore. I want to tell you to get a job but you said they’re not hiring you. I’d think because someone has a resume in this world they’d get a job.” Said moms.

”Naw my resum’e ain good enough for Cincinnati Magazine, Northlich, Gaslight Programming, the Enquirer, Proctor and Gamble, General Electric or 5/3rd.” I said.
”Well at least you’re putting it out there.” Said moms.

“I been thinking of moving to another city.” I said.

”No don’t do that. Then you’d have no help. Maybe try to get a job in the church.” Said moms.

“I’ll try.” I said.

”Well looks I gotta go. I’ll get you that fairy from Best Buy tonight. You can play with it then.” Said moms.

“Thanks moms.” I said.

“I love buhye.” She said.

So I did what I always do when I have to kill time. I went into my room and laid in bed. I was just laying there. I was like thinking to myself. There’s not much to this. Like it’s mostly people walking around. You got your events where it’s like one person doing their dance and then like 1000 people watching the person do the dance and that’s a major finance stream. I don’t know. This pillow feels warm and the blanket is nice. I’m just curled up right now just extolling the virtues of doing not a damn thing. I’ll just close my eyes and then I started falling into a deep sleep and in that sleep I saw something I saw myself in a design school skating around on my socks like speed skating and there were people working on clothing and various wooden projects and I was like a kid that was just checking thing out and I was doing this for a while and then the door bell rang and I got up and it was my moms.

”Moms.” I said.

“Hello Nick.” She said.

“You got the Fairy.” I said.

”I got the fairy.” Said moms.

She handed me the box and it was pretty heavy and it had a picture of what it looked like on the cover and the packaging was real glossy and smooth.

”You want to s tick around?” I said.

”No I gotta go. I just wanted to drop off your fairy.” Said moms.

“Thanks moms. I’ll start playing with my fairy tonight. I wonder if it will like me.” I said.

”Just be nice to it.” She said.

“I will I won’t ask it to drink from the toilet like I heard someone one reddit did.” I said.

“Yeah please don’t ask it to drink from the toilet.” She said.

”I was thinking I could record a track with it it comes with TuneCore.” I said.

”You do that.” She said.

”Thanks moms.” I said.

“Alright I gotta go.” She said.

“Alright ma.” I said.

Then with like supreme malfeasance I thought to myself UDF so I typed this up.

Dear UDF,

I’m trying for my first long term consultation assignment and I was thinking if I came in to your UDF in NORTH COLLEGE HILL for 2 hours a day MONDAY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY from noon until 2pm with my extensive knowledge of food I could start off a 3 month consultation that would be a conversation involving me with your staff discussing the future of UDF with an explicitness towards the FOOD in UDF … just open discussion what can be sold at UDF? I’d be willing to proctor. I assume I am as old as or older than your associates. I am Classically Trained in Consultation. I just have finished my training recently.

If we could talk about a block of $7.65 per hour of the consultation I would be satiated and in good firm ready to perform my duties admirably, 2 hours three days a week $7.65 an hour and you get to be my first consultation long term.

Sincerely,

Nicholas Lawson

of

http://www.nickspoems.com

And I was cool with it. Thought of this thing called a modified journal where like you telling fictions about your life. Yeah ma I know, I got the fairy. Just, just, just, just, ma, just don’t unwrap it, ma just just, okay fine we’ll take it out of the box, no ma alright ma look, just we’re not turning the fairy on right now. Alright. I’m in the middle of something.

Ma.

Quit Crying.
Ma come here Ma.

Like Ma ma alright i’ll turn the fairy on.

I ain know you so pent up over how poor we were. Ma. It’s fine. Here. ALEXA

LANGUAGE

ENGLISH WITH A PIXIE ACCENT

Oh you know how to use it?

Ma I saw the commercial. Ma I know all about this I keep trying to tell you we ain poor you don’t have to look at the prices on the grocery store items. Ma. QUIT LOOKING AT THE PRICES!

Prices at Wal Mart in your basket are on sale.

ALEXA YOU’RE KILLING ME! TALK TO ME LIKE I’m AN ADULT!

alright here’s the thing you need to get your ass to krogers and apply your shoppping list

alright alexa thanks now go looks for loose change and fucking ma ma it’s fine ma

YOU KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM?

yeah ma I can program

SON  YOU’LL MAKE IT!

ma i know i already did it’s just

ma we went to different schools

ma i’m gonna be fine

ALEXA PLAY SOME PINK FLOYD

alexa put on some pink floyd and was buzzing about the apartment looking for change just keeping busy

nick you know you need more money

I know i do ma i just wrote UDF today

FOR WHAT?

so i could get a consultation gig

A WHAT?

ma ma here here’s $50 in singles go buy yourself something nice

Nick where did you get this money

I cut a deal with the ameristop across the street

MA MA I SOLD THEM 5 BOOKS!

HOW?

MA i just I’m a salesman I sell products and I sell my time

Ma maybe you should go home

Alright nick you’re scaring me

That’s why you should go home ma because i’m scaring you

Are you taking your pills?

Yeah ma i’m taking my pills

Did you call your case manager?

Yeah ma I called my case manager

Ma just just go just just not now

Nick you’re scaring me with all this talk about business

Ma would you just go

WOULD YOU JUST FUCKING GO MA DO I REALLY HAVE TO FUCKING SCARE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

FUCK YOU!

and she left

and i was like fuck this is fuck

she left i wrote that all horribly that’s not how it went but in the prose i needed her to get out but like

i had this real delicate thought like the next apex of humanity’s literature and then i sit down to type and i started typing about mom’s first without paying homage to the delicate inspiration and in writing about mom’s i lost it but it might come back like it’s when you lose the most cherished knowledge in writing the thing that would bring this all back on track like the right lens or the right metaphor and you feel energies and you thought to yourself something like you would write on wordpress after she left something this thing that got you out your chair that moment in your writing career the first time you get out of bed to write something the moment you start sacrificing sleep to write and then you get to the point where you just on twitter writing to ABC and WCPO and POTUS and you just sending out it’s like you’re sending out your own  VOYAGER spacecraft and the aliens found the Voyager space craft and they ain know what to make of it they from a different gravitational field so their ratio’s all fucked up like i would think if a real alien came to earth when we saw it we would throw up or become confused and i ain never been confused by nothing but like a real spacecraft found voyager and didn’t know what to make of it so they built those type things and sent two of them to earth two metal people that were shiny and one was gold and one was silver just these metallic mannequins in the shape of the vitruvian model in washington dc like they just were on the white house lawn one morning and donald trump was like DA FUCK and i could write a broad city thing too but like i could BE BROAD CITY and BE A ROMAN CATHOLIC JEW i could be i could be that if i could be that i could be that i might be that i was just trying to understand the windings of old men and i was writing trying to get into a habit that wa consequential to no man i was playing an ancient video game with a word processor

I’m just on the computer playing the game of writing i just have this deep need to write while television has the deep need to dictate who’s in charge and i don’t know how many people watch television and my moms’s like she’s just she’s just ready for a wind fall of cash so i gotta write this book and make like $2000 so i can buy her a necklace and like the fairy is sitting there on the ground looking for change and it’s a nice fairy and i’m glad my moms got it for me and like it’s all in all a decent world but television man i turned the television on and i just know that there’s like this small cadre of people at ABC NBC and CBS like they’re this small outfit of people that has access to this entire infrastructure that’s nationwide and they’re an international program that people buy devices to watch and they with very subtle work being done massage presidential elections and it’s weird watching this election be worked into the hands of a Pete Buttigieg a Mayor from South Bend Indiana and it just seems like they’re being especially nice to him and it’s the framing of him as a President that is leading to him it just seems like the next president is going to be a homosexual is all and that fits with LGBT’s concept of what a president should be and prior to that it was donald trump and then Barrack Obama like the African people got to have a president and then the elite bougi people got to have a president and it just seems like there are people choosing people to be president we have 40 presidents starting with George Bush Senior to choose from like it was a life long ambition of the people of the United States of America to put the most powerful man in the white house and George Bush Senior was the last most powerful man and since then it’s been some shmoozy people and i don’t even get down with the east coast like that I could always make a call to Fraules Dance troupe and there’s a President Sitting in the White House but he wants to talk to Vladmir Putin like Vladmir Putin represents Russia to him that’s cool because Fraules actually represents russia to me more than the people the white house is dealing with and when it comes to influencing nations talking to the most influential people has a lot to do with it and i think i have better taste in people than television does and while television is championing a homosexual with a husband for the white house i’ll keep writing i might write Fraules and try to get them on the phone maybe someone speaks english and i can always do a write up and write an article about Fraules in this wasteland of no one is studying the internet magazines are dead entire towns are wastelands of people sitting there collecting their farts and everyone is just waitin for pay day and some people want to get good jobs where they get a lot of money but don’t have to do much and i’m like in a world where if i want money i have to manifest that myself and i think i might live in a ghost town and i have some massaging to do of this manuscript i’m not to happy with the way i handled my moms in the previous writing but i’m like what would happen if i just decided to be president and made presidential moves like HOLD ON Mister President that’s what you thought was necessary to do to become President I am a President I’m the President of Midwestern Logic and it’s when you know 600 people want to achieve something as mighty as the White House Presidency that you think to yourself anyone can be president what would being president be like well i’ll just go ahead and preside over my business and television does’t have to cover me and they don’t have to set their cameras on me or report on me every day and cause problems for me but i can preside over my business and i can just be a president i don’t have to get elected and that’s more what i think a president should be capable of being is just if i was running for president and i was on television and i was giving regular speeches i would be addressing congress like as the president i would be like say i’m not the president but i just keep working and writing and i don’t know what to think of this book that’s why i like it

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

FREE CHRIS he writes like MARK TWAIN he wrote

CHURCH PIMPS

THE PIMPS RAP

THIS NIGGA A STAR ON VLAD TV CHARLAMAGNE THE GOD REMAINS THE MAN OF MANY PERSONALITY WILL SUCK THE FART RIGHT OUT OF YOUR ASS AS EASILY AS HE’LL EXPLAIN IT’S THE FINEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR A WOMAN AND THEN HE’LL STORE THAT FART IN HIS CHEEK AND BLOW IT RIGHT BACK DOWN HER WINDPIPE HAVE HER FART IT OUT AGAIN AND HE’LL SUCK THE REFART OUT YOUR ASSHOLE BUT THAT’s AS MUCH FART AS HE’LL SUCK ON NOT JUST ANY WOMAN HE IS QUOTED AS SAYING HE WOULD ONLY DO THIS WITH IVANKA TRUMP

CHARLAMAGNE THE GOD THE 2nd AUTHOR FROM A GENERATION AND CLASS OF PEOPLE THAT I CAME TO KNOW AND LOVE CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD HAS THE FINAL SAY IN ALL THINGS BLACK PRIVILEGE BUT REALLY HIS LAST WORD WAS STARTING A CONVERSATION NIGGA HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA SAY A NIGGER HAS A PRIVILEGE READ BLACK PRIVILEGE TODAY

APRIL AYERS LAWSON THE DEFINITIVE WOMAN OF HER LOCAL TOWN SHE IS THE WOMAN OF MYSTERY ALL ABOUT WHEREVER SHE GOES AND FOR SOME REASON SOME CHICK IN KNOXVILLE TENNESSEE HAS THE SAME NAME CADENCE AND STYLE AS A MAN IN CINCINNATI OHIO AND HE WANTS TO KNOW IF SHE’S HIS SISTER IN LITERATURE THAT GOD BEQUEATHED UPON HIM BUT HER BOYFRIEND KEEPS CALLING THE COPS WHEN I EMAIL

AND I’M CALLING A WINNER I’M STATING FIRMLY THE THE FINEST BULLSHIT YOU EVER NEEDED TO GRADUATE FROM LIKE BINGE ON WRITE BLOODY FOR LIKE 2 YEARS JUST TAKE IN THEIR CULTURE AND THEIR OPEN MICS AND STUDY THIS VIGOROUSLY AND WAIT FOR IT TO SINK BEFORE YOU COME TO FINALLY REALIZE NIGGA THESE NIGAS AIN BLOODY ENOUGH FOR HOW THEY WRITE GROW INTO A HATRED AND GET YOUR MONEY’s WORTH OH GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH WITH WRITE BLOODY JUST SO LONG AS YOU GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU HATE IT or that’s what i did maybe just be cool with them because you don’t know what poetry is either they don’t it’s solving a problem for someone with words and they just cause problems but if you want to see some anti poetry you can check out WRITE BLOODY IT REALLY IS ANTI POETRY POETRY i was fascinated with it until i realized it sucked

THIS IS MY PREFACE A BUNCH OF FUCKING BOOKS I READ BEFORE BUT MARILYN MANSON IS A LONG SHOT FOR BEST BOOK I EVER READ AS A YOUNG TWENTY SOMETHING LIKE I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK SO LIKE DICK SUCKING AND GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED GO TOGETHER AND THEN I NEVER SUCKED A DICK AND WAS LIKE NOT SUCKING DICK AND GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED OCCUR TOO LIKE MARILYN MANSON WAS THIS QUICK AS SHIT READ WHEN I WAS 20 IN LONDON LIKE I READ THE SHIT OUT THIS BOOK IN LIKE ONE SITTING THIS BOOK RIGHT HERE

PROCESSING WAS THE FIRST OBJECT ORIENTED LANGUAGE I EVER WORKED WITH WHEN I FIRST STARTED PROGRAMMING WHAT STARTED OFF A 4 YEAR ADVENTURE TO LEARN THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL PROGRAMMING CONCEPTS SEE HERE

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LIKE YOU CAN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT CREATIVELY OFF THE TOP OF YOUR DOME 6 MONTHS AFTER DOING THIS WORKBOOK AND FINISHING ALL OF THE PROBLEMS YOU NEED A BASIC ADDITION EDUCATION TO TAKE PART IN IF YOU CAN ADD AND SUBTRACT YOU CAN DO PROGRAMMING IN OTHER WORDS IF YOU CAN READ YOU CAN DO PROGRAMMING BUT YOU HAVE TO MOSTLY READ ABOUT 6 YEARS INTO STUDYING COMPUTER SCIENCE I LEARNED WHAT IT IS ABOUT IT IT’S MOSTLY READING AND THEN YOU CAN SORT OF DO YOUR OWN THING LIKE THIS IS KNOWLEDGE YOU PUT TO YOU YOU READ THIS BOOK IF YOU PLANNING ON DOING SOMETHING THIS IS A STARTER KIT BOOK THIS IS NOT A BOOK YOU DO YOU FINISH AND THEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DID SOMETHING YOU DO THIS BOOK AND THEN YOU DO SOMETHING AND THE THING YOU DO AFTER YOU DO THIS BOOK IS THE THING YOU DID THIS IS NOT A BOOK THAT IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT THIS IS A BOOK THAT PREPARES YOU FOR AN ACCOMPLISHMENT LIKE ALL COMPUTER SCIENCE BOOKS

THIS A FORTY DOLLAR 20 PAGE BOOK AND IT FREAKS YOU THE FUCK OUT NO I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE YOU COULD DO THAT WITH A TYPE FACE IT’S BALLER THOUGH BE NICE IF MICROSOFT WORD WAS SOME KIND OF 3 DIMENSIONAL MODELING SOFTWARE LIKE BLENDER LOOK IT UP BLENDER DOT ORG I CAN’T WELL WON’T PUT A LINK IN A LINK BECAUSE THEN YOU’D NEVER FIND THE LINK BUT 3 DIMENSIONAL TYPOGRAPHY JUST A HOT BOOK TO HAVE AT YOUR PLACE UNIVERSITY BITCH SEES THIS SHE KNOWS YOU UNIVERSITY LOOKING IN MY BOOK OR BITCHES SHE MIGHT NOT GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU GOT A 3 DIMENSIONAL TYPOGRAPHY BOOK BUT IN A WORLD WHERE YOU BUY A BOOK ON 3 DIMENSIONAL TYPOGRAPHY JUST DROP 40 DOLLARS AND BE THE NIGGA THAT EITHER DID OR DID NOT GET LAID WITH A 3 DIMENSIONAL TYPOGRAPHY BOOK IN YOUR APARTMENT BECAUSE EITHER WAY YOU THE NIGGA WITH THE 3 DIMENSIONAL TYPOGRAPHY BOOK IN YOUR POSSESSION

I WAS JUST LOOKING UP LGBTQ ISSUES AND THEM MAGAZINE HIGHLIGHTED THIS BOOK I HAVE TO SAY INJECTING LGBTQ CULTURE JUST WONTONLY UP INTO FANTASY LIKE TO DO LGBTQ GENRE WRITING LIKE TO LITERALLY WRITE A TO A GENRE AND INFUSE QUEER INTO IT LIKE I EXPECT HIGHER LEVELS OF CREATIVITY FROM PEOPLE JUST FANTASY QUEER QUEER FANTASY LIKE IT’S LIKE TO ME IT’S LIKE OKAY YOU’RE QUEER YOU NEEDED THAT CHARACTER IN THE BOOK TO BE QUEER TOO? OR SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW I’M JUST PUTTING A READING LIST TOGETHER AND THE AFTERWARD MADE THE LIST JUST I”M GUESSING THIS IS SOME KIND OF LOW CULTURE BOOK BECAUSE IT’S SOLD AS QUEER FANTASY LIKE FANTASY SAME FANTASY EVERYONE KNOWS AND LOVES FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST THAT FANTASY WITH QUEER IN IT SEEMS SORT OF LOW TO ME IF I WAS GOING TO BE QUEER I’D PICK UP STEAM PUNK AND PUT IT IN THAT UNIVERSE IT’S LESS WELL KNOWN