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WORK FROM HOME

If opening an account with WordPress led to getting Netflix, Disney+, Hulu, and Lynda.com accounts for free. If you wanted to work from home you could sign on with WordPress and you could start writing 100 poems, and then the 100 poems that would be published on the WordPress Sales Platform. If there was a publishing model that involved WordPress where finished polished work would be put up for sale and then you would get a percentage of the proceeds.

it was a good date

If I had a girl I’m watching RIGHT THIS MINUTE a SCRIPPS production in Cincinnati and I had a moment to think this guy took his girl out to some rocky beach near the waves to ask her to marry him and i think i’m the kind of guy that would be like hey come on lets go get some ice cream and then at Graeters I would be like hey you you want to get married? alright cool so we’re getting married or not i don’t know but either way we can go back to my place i figure she’ll live with me for like 3 years before we get married anyways or not on like the 2nd date i’ll just be like hey that last date was GREAT you into getting married look we’re in our late 30’s … it was a good date

Letter to Frickers

I’m a seasoned University of Cincinnati Graduate and I live right down the street from your NCH location. I have lived in NCH now for about 40 years with some travel mixed in.

I noticed your website and I noticed that compared to 1940’s in the golden age of advertising

there was a significant amount more of ad copy than what you have on your website and in the 1940’s advertising was perfected.

I was basically at this point interested in meeting with an executive and giving me a chance to introduce myself and make a pitch.

I know how reciprocal relationships work and I was interested in starting out around a $250 pitch and maybe a schedule that’s something like two weeks. That’s the budget I am talking about if we can get together and chat and discus how I can take my value as a seasoned author and increase your customer loyalty to your brand.

I’m Nick. I know Eric Benedict at Penn Station. I know Sarah Traut just up the street. My folks live down the block from Long John Silvers and my grandmother lives on Marvin and I went to Saint Margaret Mary for School, Clovernook and graduated from NCH HIGH in ’99

I like the mild wings personally.

But yeah up above this is some business copy but really I just was curious to know if you wouldn’t mind discussing your website and how maybe a story or a magazine article or something would assist your business in some capacity.

I have my website that’s I think nice and JUST copy and it’s at

https://nickspoems.com

Like that’s me. That’s how I represent myself online.

So let me know, just an email and we can set a date and discuss NCH and FRICKERS and your WEBSITE.

sincerely,

Nicholas Lawson

Letter to Frickers

I’m a seasoned University of Cincinnati Graduate and I live right down the street from your NCH location. I have lived in NCH now for about 40 years with some travel mixed in.

I noticed your website and I noticed that compared to 1940’s in the golden age of advertising

there was a significant amount more of ad copy than what you have on your website and in the 1940’s advertising was perfected.

I was basically at this point interested in meeting with an executive and giving me a chance to introduce myself and make a pitch.

I know how reciprocal relationships work and I was interested in starting out around a $250 pitch and maybe a schedule that’s something like two weeks. That’s the budget I am talking about if we can get together and chat and discus how I can take my value as a seasoned author and increase your customer loyalty to your brand.

I’m Nick. I know Eric Benedict at Penn Station. I know Sarah Traut just up the street. My folks live down the block from Long John Silvers and my grandmother lives on Marvin and I went to Saint Margaret Mary for School, Clovernook and graduated from NCH HIGH in ’99

I like the mild wings personally.

But yeah up above this is some business copy but really I just was curious to know if you wouldn’t mind discussing your website and how maybe a story or a magazine article or something would assist your business in some capacity.

I have my website that’s I think nice and JUST copy and it’s at

https://nickspoems.com

Like that’s me. That’s how I represent myself online.

So let me know, just an email and we can set a date and discuss NCH and FRICKERS and your WEBSITE.

sincerely,

Nicholas Lawson

this

He was out in the wilderness in a box with a glowing screen that gave him access to the zeitgeist the thing that the world wide web captured. You could spell it out out three ways but he had a deviant streak in him a centimeter wide there was nothing to him straight laced dude glasses rockin type from having done so much reading. You could find the world in his eyes and it was the kind of place you wished you could call your planet. You might find that there was a thing you could call your home but he had that ready for you and you just had to sit on the couch for a second to find it. Kind of guy that when you came over to his spot offered you some keebler elf cookies and some grape juice. You could smell home all around him and he has his computer on facebook so you knew he was from the future and it was something that changed when you were around him when you knew that he spent as much time in the mental health hospital as he had and you heard the stories of his use of the computer and you asked to see some evidence that he didn’t just surf porn on his computer and BLOW like 500 files of writing and 200 video files and like 400 self portraits and you were like oh so you just it’s like you just like you just like it’s just you and the computer most of the time and he’s like YEAH for the most part it’s just me and the computer and I’m typically trying to think of something to write, working on something to write trying to think of something to write not entirely certain what I would write but I think of things to write and then there is just the writing I think of while I’m writing it and that’s this writing this is the kind of writing I think writing should be writing that kind of writing I have the kind of writing that is my writing and my writing is my writing and I have the mental health acuity that is my writing and I write like I have writing to do and the writing that I do is is my writing and that’s my writing. I might blog. It’s immediate. It’s new.

Sometimes I think to myself that there is going to be a place I can find myself that is the self I am going to find and I am going to blog myself a person that is the person I am going to be and if I could find myself. I don’t know. What’s the point of a long cohesive 400 page long story when I can just let you know the premise and you can ruminate on that. If I sat here and thought of story ideas like there is this subreddit that’s dedicated to story ideas and if I could come up with story ideas and I don’t know. People that read books might not be up on publishing as much as people that write books. Just saying.

It’s the story of a caterpillar that experiences glory as it gets it’s dying wish which is to see the butterfly.

Copy

quick follow up …

i just wrote my sister this sales copy …. i thought it was special …

i just wrote buddy rogers to see if they knew anyone that wanted a word dense commercial website like nickspoems.com just commercial like a website that has like 7500 words of ad copy like a 1920’s ad

i don’t know how to sell people on knowing why they want to talk to you when they already know but i can sell people that don’t know why they would talk to you on why they would talk to you

in line with what i would be selling …. a beautiful website