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the economy is the name we give human behavior and it’s a good economy if it loops in on itself and people can go to work get money spend money and then that money shows back up at work again and the more times that happens the better the economy is like so long as people are getting it RIGHT it’s a good economy follow the rules do something sell something spend the money sell something again like keep your goods small and disposable and we’re good and that’s a good economy


i live in an apartment 2 blocks from my folks and for that matter i can’t afford it and i’m dependent on them for groceries 2 times a month and clothing and laundry and custodial care once a year and i love her she’s ma she’s super bitch but she’s super bitch whose cootch i popped out of so i’m cool with her i don’t know what i did to her EDIT oh yeah and my telecom bill and the $60 a week i get as allowance and i thEENK another bill … bottom line I pay my RENT and have an EBT card for $200 which I get and they hang onto so i don’t waste it and I have $50 that is mine after my $650 rent on a $730 SSDI check and yeah because i was diagnosed as mentally ill it affected my finances but didn’t affect my career … https://nickspoems.com but yeah i’m real humble i know money is important that’s why i keep doing consultations online trying to get a client but se la vie tis never a thing tis i have ever see and these are my finances but i don’t have any student loan debt and my credit score dings are in remission and i have a B.A. and ten years university experience and americorps experience but i did go to the mental health ward 15 times in 20 years and it’s just a mess here … i thought fixer upper meant a man a woman comes in an grooms to be her man … if that exists i’m that but if i had a job or a business i’d be fine i’m erroring on the side of business

Chipotle You So Nice

Chipotle you super nice, you got the right kind of rice, you got the steak that nothing short just saying you know you great, you got the sauces that gives you boss status, you just guac out til the clocks out, you straight chipotle you super straight


If opening an account with WordPress led to getting Netflix, Disney+, Hulu, and Lynda.com accounts for free. If you wanted to work from home you could sign on with WordPress and you could start writing 100 poems, and then the 100 poems that would be published on the WordPress Sales Platform. If there was a publishing model that involved WordPress where finished polished work would be put up for sale and then you would get a percentage of the proceeds.

it was a good date

If I had a girl I’m watching RIGHT THIS MINUTE a SCRIPPS production in Cincinnati and I had a moment to think this guy took his girl out to some rocky beach near the waves to ask her to marry him and i think i’m the kind of guy that would be like hey come on lets go get some ice cream and then at Graeters I would be like hey you you want to get married? alright cool so we’re getting married or not i don’t know but either way we can go back to my place i figure she’ll live with me for like 3 years before we get married anyways or not on like the 2nd date i’ll just be like hey that last date was GREAT you into getting married look we’re in our late 30’s … it was a good date

Letter to Frickers

I’m a seasoned University of Cincinnati Graduate and I live right down the street from your NCH location. I have lived in NCH now for about 40 years with some travel mixed in.

I noticed your website and I noticed that compared to 1940’s in the golden age of advertising

there was a significant amount more of ad copy than what you have on your website and in the 1940’s advertising was perfected.

I was basically at this point interested in meeting with an executive and giving me a chance to introduce myself and make a pitch.

I know how reciprocal relationships work and I was interested in starting out around a $250 pitch and maybe a schedule that’s something like two weeks. That’s the budget I am talking about if we can get together and chat and discus how I can take my value as a seasoned author and increase your customer loyalty to your brand.

I’m Nick. I know Eric Benedict at Penn Station. I know Sarah Traut just up the street. My folks live down the block from Long John Silvers and my grandmother lives on Marvin and I went to Saint Margaret Mary for School, Clovernook and graduated from NCH HIGH in ’99

I like the mild wings personally.

But yeah up above this is some business copy but really I just was curious to know if you wouldn’t mind discussing your website and how maybe a story or a magazine article or something would assist your business in some capacity.

I have my website that’s I think nice and JUST copy and it’s at


Like that’s me. That’s how I represent myself online.

So let me know, just an email and we can set a date and discuss NCH and FRICKERS and your WEBSITE.


Nicholas Lawson